Programmer Humor for the Holidays
Maybe we programmers take ourselves too seriously. How else do you explain the infamous Google Manifesto written by James Damore linking programming ability to gender? Or Levandowski being charged with stealing Waymo's intellectual property and fleeing to Uber? Or the growth of the tech-bro culture ? If only a sense of humor could be tested as part of the interview process! I've found humorists and comedians to be remarkably intelligent, as a good sense of humor requires imagination, a strong grasp of wordplay, and the ability to read a room. To help with the upcoming holiday gatherings, I've collected a handful of programmer jokes. Use at your own risk. Q: How do you get rich with C++? A: Inheritance! Q: Why is C a rude language? A: Because it has no class. Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses? A: Because they can't "see sharp." (C#, developed by Microsoft, gets grudging respect as Java done right) The one-liner below is credite